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Title: Hot Flashes? No thank you Ma'am!
Post by: RuneX on August 17, 2008, 10:44:56 PM

NSFW

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f864dd6cf8

The free map really seals the deal on this one guys

Title: Re: Hot Flashes? No thank you Ma'am!
Post by: Kojack on August 18, 2008, 02:00:28 AM

win

Title: Re: Hot Flashes? No thank you Ma'am!
Post by: Gadz on August 18, 2008, 06:32:38 AM

That hit a little close to home.

"Listen, my son's away at basketball camp.  I've got some white Zin in the fridge.  Let's say you and I go back to my place and 69 the crap out of each other in my hot tub."

That could very easily be replaced with what I hear.

"My ex has our son this weekend.  Do you need me to pick up something to drink on my way over?  I can't wait to suck the cum out of you."

Title: Re: Hot Flashes? No thank you Ma'am!
Post by: Vindra on August 18, 2008, 12:34:37 PM

Gadz did you sleep through this important lesson in Cougar101: "Warning signs that your cougar is about to go crazy and needs to be set free"

Title: Re: Hot Flashes? No thank you Ma'am!
Post by: Stent on August 18, 2008, 01:18:41 PM

Quote from: Gadz on August 18, 2008, 01:01:03 PM

I should have drank more coffee that day.

I did try to "set free" the cougar a couple times, but my penis got the best of me.

you know, they do make girls our age, with no kids, and vaginas that do not hang like sleeve of wizard