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Title: Fresh Prince of McCain
Post by: Miy on November 05, 2008, 12:23:41 AM
(http://republicansforfamilyvalues.com/uploads/2008/06/john_mccain.jpg)
from 4chan:

    Now this is a story, all about how
    my campaign got flip-turned upside-down.
    Now i'd like to stay for 4 years, but Obama got bigger
    I'll tell you about how i lost the election to a nigger.

    In west arizona, born and raised,
    in the senate, is where i spent most of my days
    chillin out, votin, proposin new schools
    and runnin for prez, i thought i was cool

    when this liberal nigger, he was up to no good,
    started makin trouble in my neighborhood.
    I got in one little race, my party got scared, and said:
    "you better win it this time or we'll all shit in your hair.

    I whistled for my Palin, and when she came near,
    her hair was in a bun, she had rings in her ears.
    If anything, i could say that this bitch was dumb,
    but I thought, 'man forget it, Sarah, lets fun'!

    I-went-up to the podium, thinking i had won,
    and i said to mah supporters, 'yo holmes, thanks, its been fun'
    but it turns out i lost, i just said, "go figure"
    but i was super pissed, that i lost to a nigger.
Title: Re: Fresh Prince of McCain
Post by: Videl on November 05, 2008, 12:42:59 AM
http://www.cafepress.com/impeachobama08.278884426