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Title: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: Digo on January 12, 2008, 12:52:43 AM

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_american_schools_trail?utm_source=videomrss_67737

A shocking new study finds U.S. children lag far behind their international peers in subjects like rifle assembly and mine defusing.

Title: Re: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: Aristal on January 15, 2008, 06:29:18 AM

Ripped straight from the headlines, and our guildchat. NSFW http://www.theonion.com/content/video/use_of_n_word_may_end_porn_stars

Title: Re: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: Reamer on January 15, 2008, 03:44:58 PM

Zest at age 12.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/fat_kid_successfully_avoids

Title: Re: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: Bag on January 16, 2008, 06:13:49 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nfl_meteorologists_warn_steaming

Title: Re: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: Branical on January 16, 2008, 06:29:01 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/child_bankrupts_make_a_wish_0

Title: Re: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: Bag on February 07, 2008, 07:10:29 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/73945

this is pretty brilliant.

Title: Re: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: Miy on February 15, 2008, 05:46:11 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/man_finally_put_in_charge_of

man hired to lead struggling feminist movement, gets things done

Title: Re: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: Digo on March 20, 2008, 01:24:24 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51603

Title: Re: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: Bag on March 20, 2008, 01:31:20 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_change

Title: Re: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: Reamer on March 20, 2008, 02:37:45 PM

Quote

"I'll be honest, when that black guy said he would 'stop at nothing' to get change, it kind of scared me," local mechanic Phil Nighbert said. "Just leave me alone."

Title: Re: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: Branical on March 20, 2008, 05:37:39 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_presidential_assassins

Quote

"This would be so much easier if [John] Edwards was still running," Seaver added. "He has such a nice smile and the angels told me through the radio that he must be destroyed."

Title: Re: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: Digo on April 17, 2008, 02:15:48 PM

http://www.hulu.com/watch/17168/onion-news-network-wildly-popular-iron-man-trailer-to-be-adapted-into-full-length-film

Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film

This is just so amazing.

"I mean, what if they incorporated a 20-30 minute romantic sub-plot?"

Title: Re: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: Bag on April 17, 2008, 05:40:12 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/oprah_launches_own_reality

Title: Re: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: aquasheep on June 09, 2008, 07:46:28 PM

'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing 'Warcraft'

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

Title: Re: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: Digo on June 11, 2008, 06:07:16 PM

Not Onion, but could be.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/11/farrah-fawcett-cashes-in_n_106454.html

Farrah Fawcett Cashes In On Battle Against Anal Cancer

Title: Re: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: Omnia on June 11, 2008, 10:32:24 PM

I was laughing really hard at this one:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/13329/onion-news-network-breaking-news-series-of-concentric-circles-emanating-from-glowing-red-dot#s-p7-st-i0

Title: Re: The Onion Thread, Redux
Post by: Branical on July 09, 2008, 02:35:09 PM

Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/entertainment_scientists_warn