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General Category => Humor => Topic started by: Branical on January 13, 2008, 03:31:32 AM

Title: Crushridge Poetry Contest
Post by: Branical on January 13, 2008, 03:31:32 AM
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=3881822437&sid=1&pageNo=1

Because it's only a matter of time...

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I UNZIP YOUR SKIRT,
AND SLIDE MY COCK INSIDE YOU,
YOU ARE TWO YEARS OLD.
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BEAUTIFUL SLEEPING,
GENTLY TONGUE YOUR LABIA,
YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER. 
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  POOR, DIRTY, USELESS,
BLACK PEOPLE PLAGUE OUR COUNTRY,
BANG BANG ***% %!!##!S.
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SO SWEET AND SO WARM,
JUST LIKE A FRESH APPLE PIE,
MY GRANDMA'S !!!@%@!. 
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SO LARGE AND THROBBING
DEEP INSIDE IT MAKES HER SCREAM
GRANDMA TAKES IT ALL 
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THE FIELD IS SO CALM
A ROPE SWINGS FROM A FAR TREE
A NIGGER IS DEAD 
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THE RIVER RAGES
BUT IT CANNOT HOLD THEM BACK
THE SPICS MUST MAKE IT   
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SOMETIMES I LICK VAG
PERIOD BLOOD FLOWING OUT
OOZING THROUGH MY MOUTH   
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HE LICKS IT SLOWLY
THE PLEASURE'S ALMOST TOO MUCH
THE BLOOD ON HIS CHEEK
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I HIT YOU ONCE MORE,
YOU DIDN'T COOK ME DINNER,
NOW I @%#* YOU TOO.   
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I LOVE BRIGHT RAINBOWS
THEY ARE SO PRETTY AND COOL
DEAD NlGGER STORAGE 
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PUT IT IN YOUR ASS,
YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT, SAID NO,
%%!# OUR SON INSTEAD. 
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JEWS IN AN OVEN,
THEIR FLESH CRACKLES MERRILY,
THEIR TEARS MAKE GOOD LUBE.   
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She don't move around
She don't make a single sound
Necrophilia! 
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MY !%#* IN YOUR BUTT
I PULL OUT, DISGUSTING BROWN
THE NEIGHBORHOOD DOG 
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KNUCKLES DRAG ON GROUND
THUMB SIZED NOSTRILS FLAIR
YOU ARE BLACK AND POOR   
Title: Re: Crushridge Poetry Contest
Post by: Reamer on January 13, 2008, 09:32:04 AM
Wow, those are quality. Who is this guy, seems like a good fit.
Title: Re: Crushridge Poetry Contest
Post by: Stent on January 13, 2008, 01:53:10 PM
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Crushridge&n=Dwaynjohnson
Title: Re: Crushridge Poetry Contest
Post by: Reamer on January 13, 2008, 05:49:49 PM
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BITE DOWN, CRIMSON RED,
YOUR LIMP COCK FALLS TO THE FLOOR,
MY POOR PET HAMSTER.
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THIS ONE I CALL BROTHER IN LOVE & SISTER IN LOVE

I PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS,
AND SUCK ON YOUR ERECT COCK,
YOU ARE MY BROTHER.

I PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS,
AND TONGUE AT YOUR WET !%*#%,
YOUR ARE MY SISTER.

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SURPRISE PREGNANCY,
WHEN I STAPLED YOUR VAG SHUT,
RIGHT AFTER I CAME.

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YOU LIGHT UP MY DAY,
AND BRING A SMILE TO MY FACE,
CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.
Title: Re: Crushridge Poetry Contest
Post by: Kamikazeoi on January 13, 2008, 07:08:59 PM
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BITE DOWN, CRIMSON RED,
YOUR LIMP COCK FALLS TO THE FLOOR,
MY POOR PET HAMSTER.
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THIS ONE I CALL BROTHER IN LOVE & SISTER IN LOVE

I PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS,
AND SUCK ON YOUR ERECT COCK,
YOU ARE MY BROTHER.

I PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS,
AND TONGUE AT YOUR WET !%*#%,
YOUR ARE MY SISTER.

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SURPRISE PREGNANCY,
WHEN I STAPLED YOUR VAG SHUT,
RIGHT AFTER I CAME.

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YOU LIGHT UP MY DAY,
AND BRING A SMILE TO MY FACE,
CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.

We made love,

and i became pregnant

so i emailed you
Title: Re: Crushridge Poetry Contest
Post by: Gasmask on January 13, 2008, 07:16:35 PM
But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen.