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General Category => Humor => Topic started by: fadedtimes on June 08, 2010, 10:32:55 AM
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http://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/2010/jun/03/cheeky-inmate-overpacked-for-jail-stay-astonished/ (http://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/2010/jun/03/cheeky-inmate-overpacked-for-jail-stay-astonished/)
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Fuckin Wenatchee. Thats like an hour and a half north of where I live.
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The Snatch
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http://www.wacotrib.com/news/crime/95933044.html (http://www.wacotrib.com/news/crime/95933044.html)
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http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/blog/dirty-tackle/post/England-and-U-S-ambassadors-make-wager-trade-w?urn=sow%2C246886 (http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/blog/dirty-tackle/post/England-and-U-S-ambassadors-make-wager-trade-w?urn=sow%2C246886)
WORLDCUPWORLDCUPWORLDCUPAMGAMGAMGAMG :emot-dance: :emot-dance: :emot-dance: :emot-dance:
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hahahahahahaha
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http://www.startribune.com/local/96108304.html (http://www.startribune.com/local/96108304.html)
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http://soccernet.espn.go.com/world-cup/story/_/id/5297052/ce/us/south-african-man-killed-wife-kids-changing-tv-germany-australia-game?cc=5901&ver=us (http://soccernet.espn.go.com/world-cup/story/_/id/5297052/ce/us/south-african-man-killed-wife-kids-changing-tv-germany-australia-game?cc=5901&ver=us)
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http://soccernet.espn.go.com/world-cup/story/_/id/5297052/ce/us/south-african-man-killed-wife-kids-changing-tv-germany-australia-game?cc=5901&ver=us (http://soccernet.espn.go.com/world-cup/story/_/id/5297052/ce/us/south-african-man-killed-wife-kids-changing-tv-germany-australia-game?cc=5901&ver=us)
BEST SPORT EVER
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/10333211.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/10333211.stm)
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http://www.zdnet.com.au/internet-kill-switch-proposed-for-us-339303838.htm (http://www.zdnet.com.au/internet-kill-switch-proposed-for-us-339303838.htm)
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Police raid bar after US woman mistaken for Justin Bieber By staff writers From: NewsCore June 17, 2010 7:05PM Increase Text SizeDecrease Text SizePrintEmail Share
Add to DiggAdd to del.icio.usAdd to FacebookAdd to KwoffAdd to MyspaceAdd to NewsvineWhat are these?US POLICE raided a bar in Ocean City, Maryland, over the weekend after customers there confused a female drinker for Canadian teen heartthrob Justin Bieber.
Regulars at the Mug and Mallet bar confirmed police entered the venue Saturday night, following reports that Bieber, 16, was drinking underage inside reported TMZ today.
Instead, they found a 27-year-old female Bieber lookalike, with the same petite frame and tousled short brown hairstyle as that of the pint-sized pop sensation.
The woman, known only as Katie, told TMZ she was mistaken for Bieber all the time - and was forced to produce her ID card to police to prove she was not him.
Bieber is due in Maryland this year but not until September, when he will perform at the state fair.
Last weekend, at the time of his apparent sighting, he was actually in The Bahamas on a photo shoot with U.S. socialite Kim Kardashian.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/police-raid-bar-after-us-woman-mistaken-for-justin-bieber/story-e6frf7jx-1225881045747 (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/police-raid-bar-after-us-woman-mistaken-for-justin-bieber/story-e6frf7jx-1225881045747)
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-3-year-old-gamer (http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-3-year-old-gamer)
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http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703 (http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703)
"Tired Gay succumbs to Dix"
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http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703 (http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703)
"Tired Gay succumbs to Dix"
I was going to post this earlier for Raygarbl.
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http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/294453 (http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/294453)
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http://incredibleworld.net/2010/06/12-year-old-boy-saves-his-sister-from-moose-attack-using-word-of-warcraft-skills/ (http://incredibleworld.net/2010/06/12-year-old-boy-saves-his-sister-from-moose-attack-using-word-of-warcraft-skills/)
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http://www.opposingviews.com/i/mcdonald-s-accidentally-puts-condoms-in-happy-meals (http://www.opposingviews.com/i/mcdonald-s-accidentally-puts-condoms-in-happy-meals)
5,000 Happy Meals were distributed with colored condoms instead of a plastic toy from the movie The Last Airbender.
The condoms were intended for the Provincetown, Mass. school system, which recently established a policy making them available for students of all ages; they were delivered to McDonald's distribution center in Barnstable, Mass. in error.
"The packages were so bright and colorful that they were mistaken for small toys for Happy Meals, but unfortunately most of the workers do not read English, and thought 'Ribbed Latex' was a character in the movie," said Robin Anderson, vice president of public relations for the chain, as published by El Universal of Mexico.
The mistake led to an incident in a Brewster, Mass., McDonald's, where more than a dozen 8-year-olds attending a birthday party all opened their condoms at once, and immediately blew them into balloons and started batting them around the restaurant.
The McDonald's incident also caused problems in Provincetown, where the schools accidentally received the restaurant's shipments of Last Airbender toys, and several were released to students who went into their school's nurse's office seeking condoms.
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I found that article believable until the last two sentences. Who the fuck when they put the toy in the happy meal doesn't notice its a condom? Or what nurse stocks the cabinet with Airbender toys instead of condoms?
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http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/07/15/russia.heat.drownings/index.html?hpt=T2 (http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/07/15/russia.heat.drownings/index.html?hpt=T2)
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Fuckin Russians. always drunk.
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wow... I am not sure the world is ready for a Beavis and Butthead return
http://www.digitaltrends.com/entertainment/mike-judge-to-bring-back-beavis-and-butt-head/ (http://www.digitaltrends.com/entertainment/mike-judge-to-bring-back-beavis-and-butt-head/)
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http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/07/15/russia.heat.drownings/index.html?hpt=T2 (http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/07/15/russia.heat.drownings/index.html?hpt=T2)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-10706723 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-10706723)
Scotland's got anybody beat.
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/21/arab-guilty-rape-consensual-sex-jew (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/21/arab-guilty-rape-consensual-sex-jew)
Fucking Jews.
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http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/07/23/new.york.darth.vader.robbery/index.html?hpt=P1&iref=NS1 (http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/07/23/new.york.darth.vader.robbery/index.html?hpt=P1&iref=NS1)
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/21/arab-guilty-rape-consensual-sex-jew (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/21/arab-guilty-rape-consensual-sex-jew)
Fucking Jews.
Man, if men in America got locked up for 18 months every time they lied to get sex our economy would grind to a halt.
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http://mabinogiworld.com/forums/index.php?topic=7903.0 (http://mabinogiworld.com/forums/index.php?topic=7903.0)
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http://youngprofessionalandbored.blogspot.com/2009/02/classy-baby-shower-cake.html (http://youngprofessionalandbored.blogspot.com/2009/02/classy-baby-shower-cake.html)
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http://crazycrackerz.com/wow-gangsta-wannbe-threatens-ex-guildies/ (http://crazycrackerz.com/wow-gangsta-wannbe-threatens-ex-guildies/)
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I love that video
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http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/09/introduction-pedobear.html (http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/09/introduction-pedobear.html)
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100927/ap_on_hi_te/eu_britain_segway_death (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100927/ap_on_hi_te/eu_britain_segway_death)
LONDON – A wealthy British businessman who owns the company that makes the two-wheeled Segway has been found dead in a river in northern England after apparently falling off a cliff on one of the vehicles, police said Monday.
The body of 62-year-old Jimi Heselden and a Segway personal transporter were found in the River Wharfe and he was pronounced dead at the scene, West Yorkshire Police said.
A witness had reported seeing a man fall Sunday over a 30-foot (9-meter) drop into the river near the village of Boston Spa, 140 miles (225 kilometers) north of London.
"The incident is not believed to be suspicious," police said, indicating that they do not believe anyone else was involved.
Heselden, who bought control of the Bedford, New Hampshire-based Segway company in December, made his fortune through his firm Hesco Bastion Ltd., which developed a successful blast wall system that replaced the sand bags once used to protect troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Hesco Bastion confirmed that Heselden "died in a tragic accident near his home in West Yorkshire."
Police have not revealed further details about the incident. A dozen members of Heselden's family asked for privacy Monday after placing flowers at the heavily wooded accident site, which is popular with hikers and nature lovers.
The battery-powered Segway, which is stabilized by gyroscopes, was invented by Dean Kamen, who founded the company in 1999. Kamen was traveling Monday and could not be immediately reached for comment.
The unique Segway transporter relies on electricity to recharge its batteries and travels at speeds up to 12.5 mph (20 kph), the company says on its website. It is more protective of the environment than other scooters and automobiles, the company says, claiming it is 11 times more efficient than the average American car and also can be used indoors because it has no emissions.
Yet the lack of information about the circumstances surrounding Heselden's death prompted new questions about the Segway's safety record — concerns that have been raised before.
The company recalled all its U.S. vehicles in 2006 because of a software problem that could cause its wheels to reverse direction, causing riders to fall off. The vehicle has also not been approved in Britain for road use, despite protests from Segway loyalists.
Segways have been banned by some U.S. cities but have also been embraced by other U.S. police departments as a useful tool in community patrols.
President George W. Bush tried a Segway at his family's home in Maine in 2003 but the vehicle fell over when he tried to get on. The president was able to hop over the transporter and was unhurt.
British TV host Piers Morgan, set to replace Larry King on CNN, also fell off a Segway — one of dozens of Segway mishaps that can be seen on YouTube.
Heselden left school at 15 and first worked as a coal miner before becoming a businessman and later a well known philanthropist in Britain. Hesco Bastion is a privately held company based in Leeds, near the tough Halton Moor area where Heselden grew up.
The company said Heselden recently gave 10 million pounds ($15.9 million) to the Leeds Community Foundation, raising his total charitable giving to 23 million pounds.
"Jimi was an amazing man who, apart from being a wonderful success story for Leeds due to his business acumen, was also remarkably selfless and generous, giving millions to local charities to help people in his home city," said Tom Riordan, the chief executive of Leeds City Council.
He described Heselden as a quiet, good-natured man who was tremendously proud of being from Leeds and who believed that those who had prospered had an obligation to help others.
"There are people out there who are making money, and when times are good I honestly believe people have a moral obligation to use their wealth to help others," Heselden told the Yorkshire Post earlier this year. "Life turned out pretty well for me, but I still work in the same area where I grew up, and everyday I see people who for whatever reason are down on their luck."
Hesco barriers, wire frames that are fitted with liners and filled with dirt, sand or rocks, have mushroomed around the world's battlefields, where U.S. and its allied troops use them to protect their bases. The barriers have also been used to fortify flood walls in places like New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina or to stop oil from fouling delicate marshes along the southern U.S. coast during the massive BP Gulf of Mexico oil spill.
Despite the YouTube videos, one U.S. businessman was quick to defend the Segway's safety record.
Mobile Entertainment, which has offered Segway tours along the Mississippi River for the past seven years, has had more than 40,000 customers — most of them new to Segway — ride the device without any serious injuries, owner Bill Neuenschwander told The Associated Press.
"Nobody's gone off a river, nobody," he said, speaking Monday from Minneapolis, Minnesota. "I can tell you firsthand: I can't believe how safe this product is."
He said the Segway was also easy to use off the road — on gravel, grass, hills or other steep inclines.
"People get it right away," he said. "This product is perfectly safe when people respect its limitations."
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http://www.brandsonsale.com/superhero-halloween-costumes.html (http://www.brandsonsale.com/superhero-halloween-costumes.html)
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Looks like Piston found a new girlfriend.
http://www.nctimes.com/news/local/encinitas/article_726ffb0e-aa05-52d8-9f8a-a43470198c23.html (http://www.nctimes.com/news/local/encinitas/article_726ffb0e-aa05-52d8-9f8a-a43470198c23.html)
(Sorry Piston <3, it was just too easy to connect them).
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Looks like Piston found a new girlfriend.
http://www.nctimes.com/news/local/encinitas/article_726ffb0e-aa05-52d8-9f8a-a43470198c23.html (http://www.nctimes.com/news/local/encinitas/article_726ffb0e-aa05-52d8-9f8a-a43470198c23.html)
(Sorry Piston <3, it was just too easy to connect them).
...that is horrible and so are you.
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Looks like Piston found a new girlfriend.
http://www.nctimes.com/news/local/encinitas/article_726ffb0e-aa05-52d8-9f8a-a43470198c23.html (http://www.nctimes.com/news/local/encinitas/article_726ffb0e-aa05-52d8-9f8a-a43470198c23.html)
(Sorry Piston <3, it was just too easy to connect them).
This shit always angers me. She met some dude online, went and fucked him, and because she was ashamed of what her parents would think, she made up a story about being raped. The fuck is wrong with people, man up about your own fuck ups.
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Yeah, seriously. She actually goes to the high school my brother went to which is the only reason I knew about it and he was saying what a shitstorm it was going to be for her. I hope she has to be homeschooled for being such a retarded hoebag.
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It's me. I'm the man from the Internet.
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http://gizmodo.com/5654066/chicken-nuggets-are-made-from-this-pink-chicken-goop?ref=nf (http://gizmodo.com/5654066/chicken-nuggets-are-made-from-this-pink-chicken-goop?ref=nf)
Yum!
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I'll fuckin eat it
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I find "some dude's blog" highly suspect as a reliable information source. "Some dude's blog" sites no sources, but has been reblogged a multitude of times, so perhaps that counts as verification.
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http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/msm.asp (http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/msm.asp)
It says the ammonia thing, as well as the part about the guts and eyes isn't true, but it's still gross that's it's all the junk crap just kind of ground together and have to ADD flavor and change the color.
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It also says chicken nuggets at mc donald's haven't been made with it since 2003. (re: their "all white meat" campaign). Luckily all my chicken nugget consumption is from pre 2003!
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http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/california-politics/2010/10/whitman-campaign-typo-underscores-the-dangers-of-tweeting.html (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/california-politics/2010/10/whitman-campaign-typo-underscores-the-dangers-of-tweeting.html)
Click on the twitter link provided without reading the rest of the article, I dare you.
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Fuckin A, that dude can play bass.
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http://blog.games.yahoo.com/blog/160-man-drops-record-setting-335-000-on-virtual-game-property (http://blog.games.yahoo.com/blog/160-man-drops-record-setting-335-000-on-virtual-game-property)
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So these are some of the proposed pictures to go on packs of cigarettes in the US.
http://www.fda.gov/downloads/TobaccoProducts/Labeling/CigaretteProductWarningLabels/UCM232425.pdf (http://www.fda.gov/downloads/TobaccoProducts/Labeling/CigaretteProductWarningLabels/UCM232425.pdf)
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Forums may be down for posting, but Moonguard RP adventures still give us something worth reading.
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?sid=1&topicId=27744885827&pageNo=1 (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?sid=1&topicId=27744885827&pageNo=1)
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This makes me feel warm & fuzzy:
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/offbeat/2010/11/30/moos.battle.xmas.billboard.cnn.html (http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/offbeat/2010/11/30/moos.battle.xmas.billboard.cnn.html)
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http://thegloss.com/sex-and-dating/the-misanthropologist-reasons-i-want-a-dick/ (http://thegloss.com/sex-and-dating/the-misanthropologist-reasons-i-want-a-dick/)
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http://www.kait8.com/Global/story.asp?S=13759305 (http://www.kait8.com/Global/story.asp?S=13759305)
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I thought your signature was what you were posting, and you'd just posted it 3 times.
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It is bright and colorful enough to draw the eye of anyone, gay or straight.
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Is that your tattoo, Desi?
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You know it!
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http://news.mmosite.com/content/2011-01-14/my_dad_is_blizzard_s_boss.shtml (http://news.mmosite.com/content/2011-01-14/my_dad_is_blizzard_s_boss.shtml)
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:emot-nws: http://www.regretsy.com/2010/02/24/goats-exe-nsfw/ (http://www.regretsy.com/2010/02/24/goats-exe-nsfw/)
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http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=KOT10702&mode=retail&picture=out (http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=KOT10702&mode=retail&picture=out)
Himeko buy this for me.
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It's weird, I can't find that figure on Kotobukiya's english or japanese sites. Judging from the other items in their western comic line, it could be hit or miss depending on the sculptor.
Oh, but I did stumble across these:
http://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/item/page/artfx_sw_chopsticks/index.shtml (http://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/item/page/artfx_sw_chopsticks/index.shtml)
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http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/02/25/134056923/breast-milk-ice-cream-a-hit-at-london-store?sc=fb&cc=fp (http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/02/25/134056923/breast-milk-ice-cream-a-hit-at-london-store?sc=fb&cc=fp)
I. am. disturbed. by. this.
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It's weird, I can't find that figure on Kotobukiya's english or japanese sites. Judging from the other items in their western comic line, it could be hit or miss depending on the sculptor.
Oh, but I did stumble across these:
http://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/item/page/artfx_sw_chopsticks/index.shtml (http://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/item/page/artfx_sw_chopsticks/index.shtml)
We put these on our wedding registry but no one got them. I think thinkgeek had them but they were on backorder or something. We ended up getting an r2-d2 pepper mill though! http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/9f42/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/9f42/)
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http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=10150424053535161&id=656417427 (http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=10150424053535161&id=656417427)
iphone4 genius auto correct system!
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http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=10150424053535161&id=656417427 (http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=10150424053535161&id=656417427)
iphone4 genius auto correct system!
Holy crap I was crying I was laughing so hard at this.
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(http://www.podpocalypse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/charlie-sheen-tiger-blood-poster-winning.jpg)
Originally it was a link, hence it's here, but I found a better image direct source so now it's an image. DEAL WITH IT.
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http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/18/porcupine/ (http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/18/porcupine/)
there are some other gems if you spend some time looking around. fuckin russians.
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Summon a Katamari on any webpage!
http://www.gamepro.com/article/news/218476/top-story-katamari-hack-will-destroy-your-productivity/ (http://www.gamepro.com/article/news/218476/top-story-katamari-hack-will-destroy-your-productivity/)
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http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/local/hillsborough/zoo-volunteer-arrested-03222011 (http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/local/hillsborough/zoo-volunteer-arrested-03222011)
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Its like a bear bit his face, and he was getting revenge.
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http://www.somethingofthatilk.com/index.php?id=135 (http://www.somethingofthatilk.com/index.php?id=135)
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If you like the Direct TV commercials...
http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/ (http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/)