I didn't think it was possible to have a worse sense of humor then my own.

fixed

http://www.picocat.com/2009/03/how-to-wash-cat.html
(click for pictures)

"1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean."

http://www.thefuckingweather.com/?zipcode=02215
(with Boston set as an example).

Promo video for the amazing use of Japanese technology, conveniently dubbed into english.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vo7tBpT7T0

lawl

You might as well be smoking pot or taking coke to be feeling good about your relationship.

Wait, you mean I've been doing it wrong this whole time? Dammit.

I'll grab some inscription items, just haven't been looking carefully.

imotbqhtyvm.