For some time now many of us have wondered, who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "you don't know Jack Shit. Well, thanks to my efforts you can respond in an intellectual manner. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married Oh Shit. In turn Jack Shit married  Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children; Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit.  Deep Shit married Dum Shit, a high school dropout.  After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced, and Noe married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile Dip Shit married Lotta Shit and had a rather nervous child named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva shit married the Happens brothers in a double wedding, and The newspaper invited all comers to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit.

    So, from now on no one can tell you "You don't know Jack Shit"

Well, someone got my cell phone # somehow and I got a text last night:

  "If you gotta fuck a sheep bro, take it to the edge of a cliff.....they push back better"

Who was it. Gotta be one of ya'll.