Texts From Last Night

[Uhuru]

I normally don't partake in these stupid ass facebook trends, but this site is actually absurdly hilarious.  Essentially people just submit ridiculous texts they received or sent the night before.

www.textsfromlastnight.com




(203): I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night

(203): there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
(718): pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed

[Taij]

turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker

[Uhuru]

You gotta include the area code in case someone knows the person, it makes it more win.  It's like an embarassing lottery.

[Uhuru]

(212):
i want you now

(916):
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

[Uhuru]

(949):
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?

(1-949):
are you seriously doing this over text message

(949):
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.

[Uhuru]

(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section





Win win win win win win win win

[aardvark]

Well, someone got my cell phone # somehow and I got a text last night:

  "If you gotta fuck a sheep bro, take it to the edge of a cliff.....they push back better"

Who was it. Gotta be one of ya'll.

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