from 4chan:
Now this is a story, all about how
my campaign got flip-turned upside-down.
Now i'd like to stay for 4 years, but Obama got bigger
I'll tell you about how i lost the election to a nigger.
In west arizona, born and raised,
in the senate, is where i spent most of my days
chillin out, votin, proposin new schools
and runnin for prez, i thought i was cool
when this liberal nigger, he was up to no good,
started makin trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little race, my party got scared, and said:
"you better win it this time or we'll all shit in your hair.
I whistled for my Palin, and when she came near,
her hair was in a bun, she had rings in her ears.
If anything, i could say that this bitch was dumb,
but I thought, 'man forget it, Sarah, lets fun'!
I-went-up to the podium, thinking i had won,
and i said to mah supporters, 'yo holmes, thanks, its been fun'
but it turns out i lost, i just said, "go figure"
but i was super pissed, that i lost to a nigger.
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