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Forum Account Name:SlipryWenWet
Name:Ryan
Class:Mage
RL Sex: Yes please
(Girls stop here.)
Summary of Talent Spec:Arc/Fire average 1900+dps in raids (hyjal/bt)
Amory Profile Link:
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Korialstrasz&n=SliprywenwetTimezone: PST (washington state)
Playtime: 267 days 19hrs 43 min
-We raid Sunday through Thursday from 6pm - 10pm (PST) how many days can you attend consistently?: all days
Guild history on any server, include time in each guild (this will be verified): Blackflag - 8 months, relentless - 1yr, and some mix guilds I was a GM till 70 when we xfered to korialstrasz. Numerous hours in prebc content (have rep to prove lol)
Raid Experience: (What is the farthest you've been in WoW?) Kara (fail), Gruuls (almost failed), SSC full clear, TK full clear, MH Full clear, BT 4 bosses down. heroic hogger ... almost solo'd him
MMORPG Game History: put it this way I have nearly been divorced 2 times due to WoW lol.
Unbuffed resists (arcane/fire/frost/nature/shadow): ranges via spec/gear but I am good for hyjal/bt
have my shadow resist set.
Casual member references: none.. im a free agent.
-In other words, what Casual members do you know? Why would they recommend you?:
SUPER IMPORTANT:
-If you could fight any historical figure, who would it be and why? ghandi ... because he was weak due to starving himself for 64 days.. he would be easymode for dropping legendary loots.
-Are you the original owner of your main character's account? yup
-If not are you willing to legally change your last name to "McDuck" in order to join Casual?
-Big Lebowski or Caddyshack?
-If you could be any mythical creature, who would it be and why? a Liager.. its my most favorite of all creatures (napoleon dynomite)
-Describe the shape and curvature of your penis. (Females, please describe meat curtains.) Note that this is to satisfy scientific curiosity and will not in any way be divulged to the public or held against you. Much. lets just put it this way.. blizzard named the "wirts third leg" after me... this should satisfy your eager minds.
Mandatory questions:
-With server transfers available, there are many, many choices of raid guilds available to you. Why Casual? progression and a more "fun" atmosphere"
-Name your top five favorite Songs:three 6 mafia "id rather", last dance - tom petty, a lapdance is always better by bloodhound gang, nothin but mammels.
-Name your top five favorite Movies:dazed and confused, full metal jacket, anchorman, and the other 2 are home movies I filmed while on spring break... maybe if your lucky ill submit them.. they > girls gone wild
-What is your life like outside of WoW? in the army.. i get paid to blow shit up
-Name 3 WoW related sites and discuss how they are useful tools for bettering your raiding ability: wowwiki, curse-gaming, wowjitsu
-Do you have a microphone? If not, is it because you are cheap or shy? yup got one
-Can your computer run Ventrilo? (Note: we are not changing our codecs to suit your Mac lifestyle.) yes
-Are you a keyboard turner? negative.
-Are you a clicker? sometimes when im beating the man piston I click to free up hand space.
-What is your greatness weakness as a WoW player? How are you trying to improve this aspect of your play? spending gold on worthless shit.... yes i go to meetings. also spiking my mage water
-What is your your greatest strength as a WoW player? steady dps and class knowledge
Choose 4 of the following (you will not be given extra points for answering more questions than the minimum):
-If you were to respec, which build would you choose? Why? deep arcane with 11 pts in frost for veins. its my 2nd fav spec and still a viable dps spec.
-If you had to join another guild on this server, which one would it be? Why? not too sure I would have to see how they act.. im tired of 13yr olds saying my mom told me i have to log off the comp and causing a mass pissing match on who to sub in.
-What do you see as the current strengths of your particular class/spec in a raid setting? large burst and steady dps, food/water, buffs and AOE.
-What do you see as the current weaknesses of your particular class/spec in a raid setting? honestly.. the lack of higher stam gear for the bt fights. there should be some more +stam on the cloth items..
-How do you prepare for new raid content that you've never experienced? youtube, and reading up on the fight. talking to others who have done it as well.
-What is your least favorite part of high end guilds? Loot drama.
Choose 3 of the following:
-If you were an attention whore, what kind of attention whore would you be? the kind that takes it all.. and rubs the remaining in the noobs running around stormwind looking for beastslaying enchant.
-If you could take the form of any water-related object, what would it be and why? vaginal fluid... i mean.. really.. your always around the muff.. and I would ensure that the vagina I was attached to was that of a lesbian.. so I could join forces with other vaginal fluids to form the "alliance of the fluid"
-In the event of a zombie invasion, where would you choose to take shelter and what is your weapon of choice to defend yourself? walmart... and a riding lawn mower
-If an ancient Sumerian deity was about to destroy the world, and you could choose the form they appeared as, what would you pick? Gilgamesh the king of Uruk
-You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that? because he would make a outstanding helmet for when I go dilusional and start killing murlocs in the desert.
Finally - Provide a WWS report of your performance in at least 2 raids. If you don't have a current DPS parse then tell us how badly you beat the other members of your class on the meters.
I was deployed for 3 months and the previous WWS reports are already off the site. I average in the top 3 for DMG output most fights we have done in BT/HYJ.
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A few extra guidelines:
1. If you "know" a member of Casual, don't use them as a reference unless you BOTH have each other on your respective friends list. In other words, don't use someone as a reference if you've spoken to them once. Don't use them unless you have actually had multiple conversations and/or grouping experiences with them in game. If you're not sure, ask that person if they will be your reference.
2. Write something about yourself besides what is required by the template. Tell us about your job, your playstyle, a funny story, your favorite movies... SOMETHING that gives us an idea about your general level of intelligence and social aptitude.
3. If your gear or level of progression isn't quite up to par, you better have a really goddamn good reason and have demonstrated exceptional effort at doing the best you can with what's available. For instance, applying in shitty gear with terrible arena ratings makes you look like an idiot, whereas someone who applies with bad gear but has multiple 2k+ rated teams will probably be given the benefit of the doubt.
4. Know your class. Know the mechanics. We aren't looking for people that need their hand held or need shit explained to them. If you aren't a math geek, at least read forums where you can find this kind of information. Your gear should be socketed properly and your talent spec shouldn't have any "wtf" choices. One of the first things we look at is your talent spec.
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