Unless you all rerolled...
Fortes en Unitate is forming a group of highly talented and established players on the Hyjal server. We will be a raiding guild in Wrath of the Lich King that will never increase our raid times to try to race other guilds. We are a guild of mostly mature adult men. Most of us have jobs, careers and other commitments (binge drinking, fucking whores, goat porn, watching movies etc.) and we aren't interested in increasing our raid time because it would likely decrease our time to do those other things. When we raid, we will raid efficiently and effectively. We are not nazi's about raiding. Our raid vent and guild chat is used to discuss non-wow related things such as fucking married women, getting your girlfriend pregnant, binge drinking, and an array of other youthful topics. We are looking for skilled players that have a good sense of humor, want to progress, and won't burn out or quit the first time they get what is commonly called a phat lewt. If you want to raid 5 days or more a week, we are not the guild for you.
The guild is mostly twenty-something males. We have found that in our experience, having a single sex raid group proves to be quite effective and lacks drama, cyboring, and other stupid shit that we don't want to deal with (not to mention 98% of female players are fucking terrible). This does not mean we won't accept females because there are definitely a couple of knowledgable women, but we are just watching out for your feelings. I should also warn you: if you do not have a sick sense of humor or cannot take the occasional (okay, frequent) racist or sexist joke, then you should not apply to our guild. It's like Lord of the Flies in here, only less same-sex awkwardness, or more.
Transfers are very welcome as long as you have a good story. Please for the love of the sweet black baby jesus, put some time and effort into your app. If you write with the mental capacity of a down's syndrome child (see Jordannaut for example), we will not bother responding to your app.
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