Indiana Jones and the Abomination of the Fourth Installment

[Hrafnkel]

I just rented and watched this terrible red-headed step child of a fourth installment that not even CPS would love. It was awful. I swear to God in Heaven that if Shia LeDoucheHole takes the reigns as Henry Jones III in a fifth movie, I will forsake the entire series.

[aquasheep]

http://gizmodo.com/392495/indiana-jones-theme-secret-lyrics-uncovered

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz6FPhrPat4&feature=related

INDIANA FUCK-ING JOOOONNNESSSS

[Gasmask]

http://www.cinematical.com/2008/10/09/watch-this-spielberg-and-lucas-raping-indiana-jones-literally/

[RuneX]

I dont get the hate that Shia gets. IMO hes pretty good. Yes indy IV was a travesty but to pin it one someone that was approached by Harrison Ford, Stephen Spielberg, and George Lucas and say no seems a bit absurd.

Eagle Eye was a fairly good movie as well as Disturbia and I always thought he was funny in Constantine. Any able to explain the hate?

PS: Lucas and Spielberg should be ashamed.

[Hrafnkel]

I did not like the movie. I do not like Shia LeBouf separately but equally for all his roles.

I don't blame Shia for Indiana IV, I blame 3 people promising that it needed to be a great script for another installment and then settling on a piece of crap that should have been considered a waste of time to even read.

[Kojack]

Hank please please please...








Shia LeDoMe

[Gadz]

I agree with Hank, I blame the script more than anything else.  It was just bad.  Like I wrote this on the bus on the way to my film class bad.

[emi]

I was ok with it at first, as it was Indy punching out dudes in military uniforms while not getting hit by bullets, which is what you expect.
And then.
Aliens.
If I had picked up that screenplay I'd have done the world a favour and burnt it on the spot.

[Vindra]

What person in their right mind could possibly let this go to production.  Did they watch the first 3 movies?  The ark of the covenant and the holy grail belong to god.  If you believe in god you believe in the fact that he created the universe, the earth, and man in his image.  How can anyone smart enough to dress themselves not see aliens as a conflict in a mutually exclusive system like that.  Window licking mother fucking retards.



And don't get me started about surviving a nuclear detonation inside a refrigerator.

[Omnia]

And don't get me started about surviving a nuclear detonation inside a refrigerator.

Haha, I haven't actually seen this movie yet (and not sure I plan to), but having a Physics (and Astronomy) major, it's amazing how many suspense moments are ruined for me in films because they just don't make sense according to basic physics laws (or else make some outlandish Astrophysical references).

[Samslara]

What person in their right mind could possibly let this go to production.  Did they watch the first 3 movies?  The ark of the covenant and the holy grail belong to god.  If you believe in god you believe in the fact that he created the universe, the earth, and man in his image.  How can anyone smart enough to dress themselves not see aliens as a conflict in a mutually exclusive system like that.  Window licking mother fucking retards.



And don't get me started about surviving a nuclear detonation inside a refrigerator.

I came away from the movie thinking they were playing with the idea that the mayan and egyptian pyramids were somehow influenced by aliens.  It kind of followed the theme of the movies, from raiders of the lost arc to the last crusade.  It did, though, break the theme of ancient myths by adding high tech aliens and all of that, but it didn't seem like too much of a stretch.

[Videl]

I'd almost watch this now just to see how awful it is...






Aliens?

...

Really?

...

[Arkada]

And don't get me started about surviving a nuclear detonation inside a refrigerator.

He didn't survive a nuclear detonation.  He survived the shockwave and was shielded from the radiation by the lead lining (the refrigerator said "Lead Lined!" on it).  The part about the refrigerator flying through the air is just Hollywood fun, but that part isn't actually too far off.

And yes, having aliens in the  movie totally ruined it.

Seriously, wtf.

[Gasmask]

Wouldn't it get hot in that fridge?

Can we get the physics majors to weigh in on feasibility of lead refrigerator bomb shelters?

[Hrafnkel]

I think they had lead lined refrigerators installed in all the schools in the 1950s, just in case. During a bomb drill it was like a Catholic priests' meat locker.

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