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« on: January 12, 2008, 12:52:43 AM »
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_american_schools_trail?utm_source=videomrss_67737

A shocking new study finds U.S. children lag far behind their international peers in subjects like rifle assembly and mine defusing.
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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2008, 06:29:18 AM »
Ripped straight from the headlines, and our guildchat. NSFW http://www.theonion.com/content/video/use_of_n_word_may_end_porn_stars
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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2008, 03:44:58 PM »
Zest at age 12.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/fat_kid_successfully_avoids
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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2008, 06:13:49 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nfl_meteorologists_warn_steaming
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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2008, 06:29:01 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/child_bankrupts_make_a_wish_0
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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2008, 07:10:29 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/73945

this is pretty brilliant.
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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2008, 05:46:11 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/man_finally_put_in_charge_of

man hired to lead struggling feminist movement, gets things done
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2008, 01:24:24 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51603
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2008, 01:31:20 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_change
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2008, 02:37:45 PM »
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"I'll be honest, when that black guy said he would 'stop at nothing' to get change, it kind of scared me," local mechanic Phil Nighbert said. "Just leave me alone."
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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2008, 05:37:39 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_presidential_assassins

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"This would be so much easier if [John] Edwards was still running," Seaver added. "He has such a nice smile and the angels told me through the radio that he must be destroyed."
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« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2008, 02:15:48 PM »
http://www.hulu.com/watch/17168/onion-news-network-wildly-popular-iron-man-trailer-to-be-adapted-into-full-length-film

Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film

This is just so amazing.

"I mean, what if they incorporated a 20-30 minute romantic sub-plot?"
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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2008, 05:40:12 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/oprah_launches_own_reality
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2008, 07:46:28 PM »
'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing 'Warcraft'

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play?utm_source=onion_rss_daily
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« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2008, 06:07:16 PM »
Not Onion, but could be.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/11/farrah-fawcett-cashes-in_n_106454.html

Farrah Fawcett Cashes In On Battle Against Anal Cancer
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