Why the fuck don't we have a guild like yours on my server :(

[Ativan]

So, i'm browsing around on the recruitment threads on the main WoW site and i bump into this!  I LOL'd so hard I nearly herniated.

I had to make an account here to give you guys props .. and I rarely do that.

I have a mage and I do play a lot; currently in a guild that is struggling on yogg P2 25man...  damn those tentacles.  The guild I'm in is really good, but so fucking serious I feel like /tar truck  ->  /jump

I like to have fun.. joke.. talk shit.. get drunk on the weekends.. etc..etc..  but when the time calls for it, i'm straight business. 

I am an ex-Navy Seal and I've heard / said shit over vent that even you guys would blush at, and I'm not pulling your nuts.

I may consider applying soon.. it just depends on what my summer schedules look like and if I continue to feel like raiding 30 fucking hours a week.

In any case, party on fellas.  Good to see a crew out there that has the kinda fun that I wish I had in this game. 

[Goldspam]

Come hang out on vent bro.

[Ativan]

I'll make a toon on your server and will pst u sometime soon.  in a raid atm and listening to failmode... brb

[Amna]

Should give us your armory link so we can decide whether or not we wanna even hang with you.

[Goldspam]

The dog is you. We are the alligator. The roap is the duality of man.

[Ativan]

Should give us your armory link so we can decide whether or not we wanna even hang with you.

Just look at Stephen Hawkings and that's me IRL.. just black, bald and with 3 legs.

[Zest]

Should give us your armory link so we can decide whether or not we wanna even hang with you.

Just look at Stephen Hawkings and that's me IRL.. just black, bald and with 3 legs.

are you a warrior named ultimacia?

[Obscuro]

Should give us your armory link so we can decide whether or not we wanna even hang with you.

Just look at Stephen Hawkings and that's me IRL.. just black, bald and with 3 legs.

are you a warrior named ultimacia?

LOL

[Digo]

SEALs dont mention they were SEALs on interweb message boards.

[Ativan]

Should give us your armory link so we can decide whether or not we wanna even hang with you.

Just look at Stephen Hawkings and that's me IRL.. just black, bald and with 3 legs.

are you a warrior named ultimacia?

LOL

Ok, so I was drawn to post on your forums because i thought this was a cool place to hang out and I get treated like I'm some fucking narc.
Wow.. so paranoid aren't we?

[Ativan]

SEALs dont mention they were SEALs on interweb message boards.

Wait, did the Mil standards change in the last 15 years since I've been out?  Last time I checked it was something to be proud of and not to be 007 like. 

Oh, I see.  You were trying to make a point?

[Ativan]

Ok.. i'm out.  Didn't mean to bust in and have fun, or at least try to make friends.  Good luck.

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