Personal questions:
•Forum Account Name: Danecook
•Name Dane Cook
•RL Sex: Female
•Character’s Name: Thandiir
•Class: God
•Primary Raiding Talent Spec: Balance
•Amory Profile Link:
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Burning+Legion&n=Thandiir•Time zone: EST
•Availability (Raid times are Sun-Thurs 6pm - 10pm PST, are you consistently able to attend?): sure as long as the raid doesnt start without me ill be fine
•Guild history (include all servers, and time spent in each guild; this will be verified): Ensidia, Method, Stars
•Raid Experience (What have you accomplished in Vanilla, tBC, WotLK): lolwut?
•MMO History (What other MMORPG experience do you have?): MAPLESTORY, RUNESCAPE
•References (Do you know anyone in Casual who would recommend you as a member?): lol
Important Information:
•Are you the original owner of your main character's account? nah
•Do you have Ventrilo? nah ingame voice ftw?
•Do you have a microphone and will talk in Vent if needed? (Our ventrilo codecs are not compatible with macs, will this be a problem?) me no speek ingrish
•Are you a clicker? click wat?
•Are you a keyboard turner? do u mean turn my keyboard around so its upsidedown cause if so then yes
•What type of connection do you have? Is it stable? dialup, 56k ftw i like the noise
Random questions
•Big Lebowski or Caddyshack? are those songs?
•Cake or pie? Cats or turtles? Ninjas or Pirates? Why? im on a diet, and a vegan, and am blind
•What is the best lie you’ve ever told and why? That I don't have stds to my gf, cause the look on her face was epic when she got the results back
•If you were god, how would you create the perfect world? prevent blizz from making wow
•Name your top five favorite songs: deaf
•Name your top five favorite movies: blind
Play style/raiding questions:
•With server transfers, there are many raid guilds available to apply to. Why <Casual> ? cause thegreatme is sexy
•With the implementation of dual spec in 3.1, what have you chosen as your secondary spec? jesus
•What is your greatest strength and greatest weakness as a WoW player? that im too good, it often causes us to wipe cause blizz thinks im too good
•What do you see as the current strengths and weaknesses of your particular class/spec in a raid setting? i think god is prty good cause i can like smite bosses, but i think my smite should have a cool sound effect like pewpew
•What is your least favorite part of high end guilds? raiding.
• Please include a picture of your UI (preferably in raid combat). If you hide any important mods and/or key binds let us know.
www.redtube.comPersonality questions (please answer ALL (fixt) of the following questions):
•What is the worst thing you have ever done related to sex? i cant legally say but it involves a shovel and a donkey
•In the event of a zombie apocalypse, where would you choose to take shelter and what is your weapon of choice to defend yourself? a gun shop and a fucking claymore
•If an ancient Sumerian deity was about to destroy the world, and you could choose the form they appeared as, what would you pick? boobs, nuff said
•You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that? because i enjoy animal cruelty
•Say you were trapped in a Chinese prison cell located on the 3rd floor with a black man, a dildo, a picture of the Virgin Mary, a whip and your trusty sombrero. How would you go about escaping? promise the guards dumplings and walk out
Extra
•Please provide a WWS/WMO/WOL report of your performance in at least 2 raids. This is especially important for DPS classes. Tanks should also mention what their TPS is like. If you don't have any reports, don't sweat it, just give any indicator of performance that you have. It's your $25 on the line, so it's probably in your best interest to not overly embellish your numbers.
www.youporn.com•Here in <Casual> we are not only interested in your raid performance but also on your personality. Please explain what kind of person you are, what your hobbies are, where you work, etc. We want to know exactly what makes you, you. well, my favorite pornsite atm is bangbus but i do also enjoy icecreambangbang
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