the porn store

when I worked at the porno store, on a night I happened to fortunately not be working, there was an incident in the gay room. a bit of background on the gay room. this was a video-watching room, shaped like a horseshoe, except there were scarcely any videos being played. In fact, most of the video monitors were broken or had jammed at some point. somehow, through some miracle of evolution, the room eventually become a place where homosexual males would pay $10 to walk in and basically get fucked by who or whatever else happened to have the same idea that night.

basically, the details I gathered from the people who were working at the time, were that one night a big black fella came in and went into the room. few minutes later, another dude comes basically crawling out crying and screaming, "HE'S RAPING PEOPLE BACK THERE."

the guy who WAS working that night, Dave, was this kinda portly, goofy black dude. the funny part about Dave was this was the kind of situation that poor Dave would have to deal with. like, if this shit was going down at his place of employment, it'd be just Dave's luck to be the guy working that night.

other than dave, I worked with a plethora of jacked bouncers who literally feared nothing... except that back room. anyway, the bouncers all came up with excuses not to go back there and convinced Dave to do it. so he grabs the mag lite we had behind the counter and adventures into what can only be described as a dark, teeming gay cavern of misdeeds.

now we were all afraid to get police involved in this kind of shit because not only was the place mafia-run, but it is also illegal to have a "gay room," which was definitely that place's biggest money-maker. we didn't want the wrath of cops or mafiosos on us, so we never involved the police (that's why I was taught how to use a shotgun upon hiring).

anyway, he gets inside, and this big negro is wearing a gimp mask and has all of the dudes back there lined up with no pants on, and he's just taking all of their assholes, one by one, leaving dudes bleeding and terrified. my cashier friend, dave, walks in there and starts yelling at the guy all, "DUDE, YOU CAN'T BE RAPING PEOPLE BACK HERE!!!"

the guy starts sobbing, apologizing profusely, and runs out of the store. Dave was just as shocked as anyone.

the ambulance arrived shortly after and took a few of the guys to the hospital.

the end.

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