This is a continuation of a Casual News Update.
In honor of the possible move to a PVP server, this special update is brought to you by the wonderful moments of PVP from Hyjal. As you may know, many members of Casual enjoy PVP when not raiding the latest sub-par content (ie: AQ). While most members are pretty well geared and decently skilled, they are not unbeatable or unkillable. This of course doesn't jibe with the reputation that proceeds them, and the overall dismal attitude most Horde players take when facing them.
OH JESUS FUCK SHIT OMG WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS CASUAL GROUP OMG! That or calm down and just do your best.
Why ugh?! Moonflash is like a big cuddly bear! With sharp claws and ripping heads off..
Yah, it's our special trinket. Epic drop from deadmines with the effect 'multiple guild'.
We bought you dinner first you unappreciative bitch. Well, Binks' tossed salad for an appetizer at least.
Don't mind Turnip, Unbeefable doesn't do that!
Oh it is the most glorious sight to see! He hits like the little girls at the playground as they scream for an adult.
Mooker communicates very well.
And using TS (Teamspeak) does help, but it isn't that big of an advantage unless you can't type or read raid chat.
Yah, he did. Check out his complaint thread too!
.. cuddly bear that somehow cheats in battlegrounds, while clawing your eyes out with the tip of his penis..
See! We can be beaten..
So it doesn't matter if there are 3, 8 or 40, we are the reason horde loses?
Yes, because you are such a threat, Casual will only fight you with 10 at a time.
Our jokes seem so true.
We have Ventrilo, so throw the match. Great way to fight it out!
Keae is running around Orgrimmar, on her horse, in drag. Err..
No doubt every server/faction has their special PVP person. On Hyjal, most folks think it is Trost who can be quite amusing if not a tad pathetic. However, the real PVP gimp is none other than Deadturmoil. This shining light of intellectual superiority started out by spamming Orgrimmar between PVP matches, looking for anyone to join his PVP group. He'd take anyone, join a match with 10 or 15 and it somehow wasn't a pick-up group (PUG). As time passed, he started being a bit more selective, but it was just as much based on your class as if he knew you. As a result, his group could be fairly solid, or could be full of noobs that had never set foot in a battleground, but happened to be the right class.
Deadturmoil also doesn't like to be wrong, and doesn't like to lose. When his group gets steamrolled, he gets pissed. When you point out what a raging fucktard he is, he gets pissed. There are several competant people that he refuses to invite into his group, even if it means losing the match from lack of communication. Deadturmoil reminds me of my roomate in college, who could not read a book and eat a bag of chips. He'd have to read a page, stop, look up, eat some chips, and then resume reading. Deadturmoil can PVP, or he can deal with running the group/match, but not both. Oh, did I mention he was a raging fucktard?
Due to his excellent leadership, people would leave the match instead of putting up with him. Joining battles that were already lost and finding this type of warm welcome was refreshing.
The following conversation is one of many such PVP matches, but perfectly illustrates why the Horde is often doomed before the match begins. Here he refuses to lead a group into battle because it is a filthy PUG. Oh, motivation is also one of his many strengths.
He predicted it.. and 'typical all'. Of course, it's everyone elses fault that we're losing..
At this point, we're actually winning the match despite his prediction. For the first five or so minutes, he can only manage to whine like a bitch instead of helping anyone.
"your not my family or my homie, so dont act like you know me" - BEST QUOTE EVER
So tell him to AFK out for whining and he will play "cuz [he] likes it", and if you don't like *that*, you can AFK out. Circular logic inc.
Coulda won easy? Flash back to "aint worth fighting" please, thanks.
Wait.. didn't he say this before, in an AV? Sounds like a broken record. BEET KASUAL IN 8 MINUTS SO BEST BE STEPPIN YO.
You can join his group in Orgrimmar maybe, just not in the batlegrounds?
Long story short, if he stays on Hyjal steer clear of him. If he moves to Black Dragonflight, i'll farm gold on an alliance twink to pay you for killing him over and over..
Other amusing screenshots..
.. with earplugs and duct tape over your mouth. Finish the analogy next time!
Bastards fixed the tower flag trick, but won't balance out the bases in AV? Yah, that was entirely fair.
Mewn can start his own fanclub on the Horde side, I swear..
Good luck owning the level 19's.