Welcome to my mail bag! As with any type of e-mail box, it always seems to start with spam and scams. While the scam are definitely getting more complex, like the non WoW scams, they are typically done by morons. Yet time after time, people actually fall for it.
It's always refreshing to get unsolicted kink poetry months before V-day. Dunno about you but it gets my juices flowing.
Blizzard really needs to add this type of AI to help motivate guilds to beat new content. Receiving this after nights of wiping to Patchwerk was brilliant.
WoW is still the prime place for romance.
For the rest of you giving Valkie shit over righteous orbs, you can stop. We have since learned he can buy as many as he wants, especially with all the gold he skimmed from the Casual bank. Find new ways to torture the poor kid =(